The Boy Project: Entry Twelevee

10:32 PM

Now now my readers I have been reading your e-mails and being good at answering them and i'm really glad that you all get giggles from my previous post titled "ah boys". And yes I can be a sarcastic bitch, but i'm never too serious! But I also an aware of how many of you have been harassing my ass to keep up with the boy project. So here you are! Now stop harassing me!

After extensive research (thank you google) and prying the minds of my fellow male friends I have come up with a list of rules guys apparently wish girls knew.

  1. If you think you are fat, you probably are, so don't as us. -such sweethearts! 
  2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
  3. Do not ever cut your hair. Ever.
  4. Sundays= sports. It's like the full moon or changing tides, you just have to let it be.
  5. Shopping is not a sport.
  6. We don't care what we wear, so don't make us change.
  7. Anything you wear is fine, so stop asking me what I think.
  8. You have too many shoes and clothes, how can you complain that you have nothing to wear....-umm because we like to wear new things and create new outfits duh.
  9. Ask us for what you want, subtle hints are annoying or don't work.-learnt this one
  10. yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers
  11. check your oil
  12. Anything we said 4 or 6 months ago is inadmissible in any argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
  13. If you don't dress like a victoria secret model don't expect us to act like guys out of romance movies. Channeling Channing Tantum or Zac Efron will not be happening.
  14. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want to genie to come out-LOLOLOL i died when i read that
  15. If Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, then neither do we
  16. If it itches, we will scratch. Let it be.
  17. Helpless is not cute
  18. you can't complain that there are no guys left if some of us are still single
  19. Breathe occasionally so we can get a word in
  20. beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for women, so don't hate.
  21. The man is ALWAYS in charge of poking the campfire with a stick or tending the grill
  22. Guy's weakest point is at the knee and the jewels. Stay clear of both areas
Well there you go ! i'm sure there is more but I think we get the point. Next time I will make a list for the ladies ;) watch out boys this list might reach 100!

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